Kimbo ‘Bread’ Slice
It’s been a while since i’ve written anything here, so I decided I would make fun of kimbo because it’s really easy (His name is Kimbo).
As we all know, Kimbo Slice (or Kevin Furguson) started his career on the streets fighting strangers for bread and liquor. After beating up all of the homeless men he could find he was taken in by Bas Ruttun and given a chance at an actual career. The hype surrounding him was incredible and he was expected by most to tear through his first opponent, Bo Cantrell. Most intelligent MMA fans were still sceptical of his abilities so they were suprised to see him win by knockout, 14 seconds into the first round. Kimbo then went on to beat 2 more opponents; Tank Abbot and James Thompson. Kimbo’s last fight was against the very talented and respected Ken Shamrock, unfortunatly however; Ken had to pull out of the fight and was replaced by short notice opponent, Seth Petruzelli (A much easier opponent). Words cannot describe how the fight unraveled.. but a .GIF from the internet can!
At least now he knows he can’t use his beard to block punches. The following graph accurately describes Kimbo’s career.
In conclusion, I think we can all say there’s one thing an MMA fighter shouldn’t do.. and that’s lose to Seth Petruzelli (who?). If we’re lucky we will get to see Kimbo back in the octagon, hopfully this time not using his face to absorb punches. Street fighting does not mean you will translate into an incredible fighter. Unless you are Jean Claude Van Damme.
..I’m not sure how this is relevant either.
PS: SORRY TO LESNAR FANS, I DIDNT MEAN TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS.
