Brock fucking Lesnar
As we all know, Brock Lesnar defeated Randy ‘The Natural’ Couture at UFC 91 Saturday night. This was supposedly the “Biggest fight in UFC history”… but any UFC fan with half a brain would know that Brock Lesnar does not belong in the Main Event.. let alone the ufc at all. Randy Couture weighed in at 220 lbs and Brock Lesnar at 265 lbs.. AFTER cutting at least 15 lbs. For those of you who can’t do math, that’s 280 compared to Randy at 220. Below is a diagram to give you an idea.
Brock was recently quoted saying:
“I’ve been accused of using steroids my entire life, probably since the tenth grade in high school… I’ve never failed a drug test. Now if I was a black guy and I looked the way I do would I get asked this question a 100 times? I just happen to be a white guy that has some great genetics, so I guess that puts a bullseye on me… I’m a white dude that’s shredded and you don’t see a lot of it — a guy that’s walking around that looks like me.”
I’m sorry Mr. Lesnar. I didn’t realize you could not only lie about your evident steroid use but also come off as a racist prick at the same time. Guess what, black people get accused of steroid use too!
Well done. Perhaps if you actually admitted to using steroids you would get some respect. Brock Lesnar didn’t defeat Randy Couture. Steroids did.
PS: to all the “pro wrestling” fans that cry about this article, go fuck yourself. Brock will lose his belt before you know it. It amazes me how you people can idolize someone with a tattoo of a giant penis on his chest.







